The Bathroom Upgrade Nobody Told You About (Until Now)
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Why thousands of UK households quietly stopped using toilet paper.

7,000+ people across the UK, from renters to Muslim households, have switched from wiping to rinsing. Here's what they figured out, and why setup takes 30 seconds.

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For most of my life, I assumed this was just how it worked. You go to the bathroom. You wipe. Maybe three times, maybe eight. You stand up and feel... fine. Or fine enough.

Then I stayed at a Muslim friend's house. Their bathroom had a bidet — they explained it's how their family has always cleaned. I tried it once, out of curiosity, and walked out feeling something I didn't have a word for at the time.

Actually clean. For the first time.

I didn't buy one when I got home. Because bidets require installation, and I rent, and all of that felt like too much effort for something that wasn't — technically — a problem.

Three years later, I discovered RinseMate. And the only thing I regret is the three years.

What follows is what I've since learned — and what 7,000+ people figured out before I did — about why toilet paper was never enough, and why almost nobody who switches ever goes back.

Try this thought experiment.

If any other part of your body got dirty, you wouldn't reach for dry paper. So why is this the one place we still do?

Wiping with paper
What it actually does
  • Smears and relocates, doesn't clean
  • Abrasive against delicate skin
  • Leaves residue behind every time
  • Dry paper has never cleaned anything
  • You use more when you least want to
Rinsing with water
What it actually does
  • Cleans completely, every time
  • Gentle on skin, no friction
  • Leaves you genuinely fresh
  • How most of the world already cleans
  • 30 seconds to set up. No installation.

5 things nobody tells you, until after you switch

Same story, repeated 7,000+ times: people who once thought toilet paper was fine, and now wouldn't dream of going back.

Reason 01

Paper doesn't clean. It just moves things around.

Try this: next time something's actually dirty — a muddy dog, a greasy pan, your kid's face — clean it with a dry paper towel. Press. Wipe. What happens?

You smear things. You move the problem. You don't clean it.

Cleaning requires water. This isn't a hygiene opinion — it's how cleaning works on every surface on earth. Except, for some reason, this one.

Somewhere between wipe three and wipe seven, most people quietly ask themselves: is this actually doing anything?

It isn't. Water cleans. Paper absorbs. Once you feel the difference, you can't unfeel it.
Toilet paper doesn't clean, it smears and relocates
RinseMate requires no plumbing or installation, fits anywhere
Reason 02

The one thing stopping you is a myth.

Ask most people why they don't have a bidet. You'll hear the same three things: "I rent." "It's complicated." "You need a plumber, don't you?"

All of that comes from one assumption — that a bidet is a permanent fixture. Wall-mounted. Plumbed in. Stuck in the flat when you move.

That assumption was never true. More than half the world already cleans with water. The only reason you haven't is because nobody made it easy — until now.

No drilling. No plumber. No call to the landlord. Fill the 2.5L tank from the tap. Charge via USB-C. Done. 30 seconds, start to finish.

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"When I move, it comes with me. No installation was the deciding factor."
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Reason 03

One charge lasts 60 days. That's your whole maintenance plan.

One full USB-C charge lasts up to 60 days of daily use — that's roughly six charges a year. Plug it in overnight, every two months. Done.

Compare that to the toilet paper routine: the mental running count, the supermarket detour, the empty-roll moment at the worst possible time. All of that — gone.

Less thought than the houseplant on your windowsill. The toilet paper aisle becomes someone else's problem.

And at £59 one-time (down from £79 — save £20, while stocks last), it's less than you already spend on toilet paper in a few months. After that, the maths only gets better.

RinseMate charges via USB-C, 60 days per charge
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Gentle relief for sensitive skin and painful wiping
Reason 04

For the days wiping doesn't just feel wrong, it hurts.

If you've never dealt with hemorrhoids, itching, a fissure, recovery after surgery, or the postpartum weeks — you can skip this bit.

If you have, you already know what dry paper against irritated skin feels like. You've tried the soft paper. The wipes. The creams. You've dreaded the bathroom.

The reviews RinseMate gets from this group read differently. They don't talk about feeling fresher. They talk about the day something finally stopped hurting.

"Switched to a portable bidet and I can finally use the bathroom without crying." Verified UK customer

Water doesn't scratch. It doesn't set your healing back. It just cleans — gently, every time.

Reason 05

Once your standard goes up, you can't leave it behind.

A fixed bidet at home is great — until you leave home. Hotels. Your in-laws'. Hospital stays. A friend's flat. Suddenly you're back on paper, and the adjustment feels rougher than you expected.

RinseMate doesn't install — which means it doesn't stay behind. It fits in a backpack. Charges from any USB-C port. Works in any bathroom on earth with a tap.

Older customers tell us it "gave me back my dignity and independence" — because the bathroom routine stops depending on which building you're in.

Goes in the weekend bag. Same as your toothbrush.
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"I finally feel actually clean. Honestly can't believe I waited this long."
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RinseMate is portable, fits in any weekend bag
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The questions people ask before they order.

  • Is this just a fancy water bottle?
    No. It's a 2.5L pressurised tank with a 140cm hose, adjustable-pressure nozzle, and a rechargeable motor that runs for 60 days per charge. Purpose-built for proper bidet cleansing. A water bottle doesn't come close.
  • I rent. Can I use this without asking my landlord?
    Yes. Nothing touches your toilet, walls, or pipes. You fill it at the tap and charge it via USB-C. Your landlord never needs to know. Your lease isn't affected.
  • Will I still need toilet paper at all?
    Most customers use one or two sheets to pat dry — down from a full roll a day. Some use a small towel instead. The rinse does the cleaning; the paper just finishes.
  • Is it hygienic? What about the water in the tank?
    The tank uses tap water — the same water you drink, shower, and cook with. The tank drains fully between uses, so no standing water. Rinse the nozzle once a week and you're sorted.
  • £59, what exactly do I get for that?
    The full RinseMate™ unit: 2.5L pressurised tank, 140cm hose, adjustable-pressure nozzle, USB-C rechargeable motor (60 days per charge), and storage bag. £59 one-time (normally £79 — you save £20 while stocks last). Free UK shipping. No subscriptions, no consumables, no hidden costs.
  • What if I change my mind?
    If you haven't opened it, return it within 14 days of delivery for a full refund — just contact us. As an intimate hygiene product we can't accept opened or used units back (the same rule that applies to toothbrushes and razors), but every unit is covered against faults: if yours arrives damaged or stops working, we'll replace it free and fast. Your statutory rights are unaffected.

£59 today — free gift included, and we've got your back.

Every order ships with a free Citrus Fresh Scent 2-pack (worth £7). Something wrong with your unit? We'll fix it free, fast. Changed your mind and haven't opened it? Full refund within 14 days. Simple as that.

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7,000+ customers who never went back.

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"I finally feel actually clean. Honestly can't believe I waited this long."

Sarah M. · UK Verified
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"My hemorrhoid is no longer a problem. I'd recommend this to anyone."

David R. · UK Verified
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"After abdominal surgery, wiping was extremely painful. The bidet allowed me to heal."

Linda K. · UK Verified
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"I'd do a commercial for it. It changed my life."

Jimmy L. · UK Verified
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"When I move, it will go with me. No installation was the deciding factor."

Priya S. · UK Verified
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"Gave me back my dignity and independence. Genuinely life-changing."

Margaret T. · UK Verified
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